The Mysterious Grouper


I'm continually surprised at how many people ask me, "What is a grouper?" I'm really amazed they don't know! A grouper is a fish, but to be more specific here are two separate defintions.

For the most common definition of a grouper, I will simply refer to this handy site.

For the second (and more unusual) definition, I offer my own. A grouper is a special type of fish that makes a good friend, likes going to see movies with insects - specifically crickets, enjoys music, and just generally likes to have a good time. Some groupers are avid readers, and some prefer watching television. Heck, I even know of one grouper who regularly watches Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Dawson's Creek .. me!! I'm also a big fan of TLC's "Adrenaline Rush Hour" and try not to miss it, though I seem to do so a little more often than I'd like.

Now, don't you feel a little more knowledgeable about groupers? You should. But in the off chance that you don't, I recommend that you seek professional help immediately. I've done for you all that I can do.